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This is the official autobiography of Fat Mallard
Fat Mallard was first started around April of 2003 by four friends wanting to play and create exciting music which is already played by around a bazillion other bands. So with the idea in mind, they set out to create identical music.
The band's original line-up lasted around two months. After many practices (about 2), the drummer at the time, Nick Ashby, was unfortunately injured by a rogue spatula while doing his weekly naked skydive above Broxtowe. The spatula hit him in the head, and his drumming capabilities were lost. All he does now is sit in the corner of his box, rocking like one of those children's toys which never fall over. RIP Nick Ashby. May the gynecologists guide you, my boy.
After the unfortunate accident, the band gave up. They were willing to give up their attempt of musical world domination due to this distressing accident. But then a glimpse of hope arose. They finally decided to call Coco Pops, Coco Pops instead of the shitty name of Choco Krispies. Oh yeah, and they found a new drummer, Chris.
With the new drummer, things were looking up. They finally had a full band line-up and were able to carry on with their mission of world domination. And ever since, they have practiced often and hard, and are one step closer to completing their goal.
Fat Mallard Current Line-Up
Lee Farrar- Vocals and Lead Guitar
Nick Lane-Lead Vocals and Rhythm Guitar
Chris Sharpe- Drums
Gareth Davies-Bass
